"One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying". ~Author Unknown
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ~Douglas Adams
"The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts." ~Edith Zittler
"The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide." ~Kurt Vonnegut
"I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth." ~Paul Carvel
"A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other." ~Author Unknown
"Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs." ~Author Unknown
